Life Tasting.

notestomyfuturegirlfriend:

I have a bit of an obsession with collar bones, and I may bite

I hope you don’t mind 

Love,

Me

Along with back dimples and cute tummies. 

Conversations 

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: Asl?

You: 18/m/us

You: you?

Stranger: Can u find any hornny girl in this fucking place

You: Dude, how old are you?

Stranger: 19

You: From the US?

Stranger: No finland

You: Is porn illegal in finland or some shit?

You: Or does everyone there wear chastity belts

Stranger: No dude be cool :)

You: Nah, I am.

You: I’m being generally serious

Stranger: İam really boring

You: Why do you need to search for a horny stranger from a distant land?

You: Being boring probably wont help you score

You: especially over the internet

You: Try meeting a girl you can actually touch

Stranger: Alright what need u?

Stranger: R u looking man :)

You: Am I looking?

You: Looking for what

Stranger: İ mean why u r here

You: To talk to some strangers

You: Computer screen can’t suck my dick bro

Stranger: Me too

Your conversational partner has disconnected.