March 2011
Alarm clocks are so last century.
boatsbirdsbeards:
blua:
You don’t even have to get out of bed to set your pillow alarm. When the time comes for you to wake up, your pillow will vibrate gently allowing your body to wake up peacefully instead of by the wailing of an alarm clock or radio.
Don’t even just want this, I NEED this.
Can I get one now please?
February 2011
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I have enough mucus to stop a camel in his backs!
Only it’s me doubling back in deaths tracks,
cause my lungs are half filled with the devils wax.
Black and brown; I’m thick headed, only because of my tall crown.
Slick and sound, the pressure keeps my words down low, low to the ground.
What magic drug can rid this? How stupid is this? My health is crummy as black liquorish.
...
What sort of person does not think there is... →
world-shaker:
Interesting conversation going on over at Reddit right now.
Let me make it a little clearer for you Chris; you can talk about this at school too… If we taxed 1% of all billion dollar corporations sales on wallstreet, we would be able to pay off our deficit in no time. Hell, even a .1% taxation, with plenty of fucking representation.
ROCK AND ROLL
MOUNTAIN TROLL,
Let me light your life inside a moon
Surrounded by the things you kept
you know you wanted to!!!!!!!!!!
Making it my own decision to watch Scrubs season 1...
‘Cause it’s a fantastic show.
“He’s got fluid!”
Success.
Angel food cake
Tastes really good with milk. It’s way better than strawberries and short cakes. Fuckyeah
BLAH BLAH BLAH, WAKE UP!
>.< eeeeeeeeeeek
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So...
This lady is trying to sell a shitload of 80’s one hit wonders on this info-mercial…
I’m just singing along, playing with my neice; then she says “And it’s so hard to find music in stores, or on the internet today”
I’m on the floor with my finger in my butt like…
Of course her sales guru counterpart pops back on screen explaining how...
Cha Cha Cha Chinese New Year
My future colony
Will be primarily based off of currency consisting of kleenex and cough drops
I can't sleep at all.
Text me?
Listen
I made this for Jace; "Duck Muck" →
I got home not too long ago, and just got the...
Ugh. I’m exhausted.
